
" It's time to face your maker on the Muppet Show tonight!".He has also referenced RiffTrax and even The Film Crew once.You can do a Drinking Game for MST3K quotes alone. Sure glad I don't look stupid in this!" and "Ha Ha Ha Your costume is ridiculous." When the laws of physics are being disregarded, he loves to bring out his MST3K Puma Man clip: "Help! I'm falling at a sixty-degree angle, breaking all the laws of physics!".He also seems to start having a liking of using clips from Dragon Ball Z Abridged.The one that occurs most often is Mike's " Space is warped, and time is bendable!" whenever a comic can't keep its own timeline or sequence of events straight.Clips of Mystery Science Theater 3000 to retort stupid lines.Ultimate Iron Man or pre-Demon in a Bottle Iron Man earns a drunken voice.Blood Gunn #1, the "first fragtacular issue" has actually been made.
Look at the pretty bunny! Look at the pretty bunny!. T Superpower Count, whenever he reviews a comic involving, well, Mr. Linkara: I may have mentioned it once or twice. (He even compiles the potshots when the actual comic is reviewed.) Mentioning Spider-Man's Deal with the Devil. Or, in the case of Justice League: Cry for Justice: " Our villain, ladies and gentlemen!". "Our hero, ladies and gentlemen!" when the "Hero" does something extremely unheroic, morally questionable or outright evil. Other colors of energy (usually green) often means " Now I'm/it's/they're radioactive! THAT CAN'T BE GOOD!". "Too much pink energy is dangerous!", a clip from Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers played whenever a comic has a pink energy weapon (surprisingly common). America! Fuck Yeah! Whenever Captain America does something badass. EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME! (cue Canon Rock). One when he reviews Crisis Crossover miniseries "And who was behind all of this? GRANNY GOODNESS! *dramatic music*". After explains a scene from a pointless subplot " NEXT SCENE!". Later on, he admits that he doesn't do the continuity alarm joke anymore because he thinks it's better to have people know what's going on and that requires context. The Continuity Alarm, which interestingly is used as variations than played straight. Sometimes when a character makes a stupid statement on what they plan to do Linkara (as whatever character he's voicing): *nonchalantly points out why that plan can't work* * Beat* "
wait.". "It just raises too many questions
", usually after a long list of headache inducing Fridge Logic. "What new spore of madness is this?" Mostly because the Fluorinic Man yelled this in New Guardians #2. A twist in the comic prompts Linkara to make a shocked, open-mouthed face as dramatic "Dun Dun DUUUUUUN!" music plays. Catchphrase Interruptus: During the Countdown to Final Crisis review, Linkara refuses to dignify Superboy Prime with the catch phrase. This is usually accompanied by Linkara pulling something from Behind the Black, like a Sega Controller, Iron Liz or the camera. "Only a science major could *insert activity here*!". Also Batman acting like a delusional paranoid nutjob convinced he's terrifying and mysterious despite multiple holes in his logic. "Punk is nothing but DEATH and CRIME and the RAGE of a BEAST!" It's also how Linkara points that All-Star Batman/Crazy Steve can't possibly be the real Batman, because he namedrops Jethro Tull's Aqualung. Batman's hatred of rock music per Batman: Fortunate Son. PIZZICATO PLAYTIME SERIES
Issues of the Image series Objective Five appears constantly in the Title Sequence as well as several 'comic pile' scenes throughout the series, yet Linkara did not get to review an issue yet.Usually preceded by staring angrily into the camera.Some times, when the art has a Character's arms stretched out wide, Linkara claims it's cause said Character is telling every one about the time they caught a fish " Thiiiiiiiis Biiiiiiiig"!.This has also sometimes been used for actually brilliant things such as Deadpool defeating Lionheart with a laser pointer.Sometimes, when either a character plans something poorly or the relevant military makes a very stupid decision, he has Patton say "
you Magnificent Bastard, I read your book!".Youngblood's Disease: The curious disease that plagues superheroes where their musculature becomes implausibly disproportionate and their eyes dissolve into featureless white voids, or even vanish entirely.For exceptional moments of insanity, he will instead use the " Is this the human condition called madness?" clip.